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10.25.2010

A Conversation with Jackie & Remy of The Succubus Diaries






Parajunkee's View would like to extend a BIG fangirl welcome to author Jill Myles and her creations, Jackie & Remy as they have a little discusion about characters and what it's like being a succubus. Oh...and they were generous enough to offer up a TINY giveaway. Check the end of the post for details!

Jackie Brighton woke up one morning in a dumpster, looking hotter than she has ever looked in her life. Bigger boobs, super sex appeal --- and a sex drive that is literally insatiable. Jackie was turned into a Succubus.

Remy Summore is a fellow succubus who has been playing the game a little longer than Jackie. Remy loves her job and the attention it gets her, oh yeah, she's a porn star! How better to combine her succubusness with money making??

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Jackie: So...character. I’m supposed to talk about character today.

Remy: Your character or mine? Because I’ve got a lot more character than you, baby.


Jackie (scowling): Aren’t you funny. If they want to know about how to sleep with someone, I’ll send them to you.


Remy (looks thoughtful): This is true. I could teach them a lot. Teaching is...fun. (winks)


Jackie (rolls her eyes): I guess we could talk about how my character has changed over the series, right?


Remy: You mean like way back when you were first turned, you had this massive stick up your ass, and now it’s gone down to a small stick up your ass?


Jackie: Remy!


Remy: What? It’s true. Back when I first met you, you were terrified of everyone and everything. You’d just been turned into a succubus, and things were a little shocking to you.


Jackie: God, you can say that again. Learning that I had to have sex every two days to survive was a big of an eye-opener.


Remy: Yeah, you probably hadn’t had sex in so long that there was dust on your girl parts.


 Jackie (blushes): Remy! That’s not true.


Remy cocks an eyebrow.


Jackie: Let’s go back to the original subject...changes. So yeah. There I was. Newly turned into a succubus. I looked different. Men followed me around—


Remy: --Because of succubi pheromones.


Jackie: And it was all around miserable. And I didn’t know what I was dealing with, so I made some total newbie mistakes. I volunteered to work with an angel—


Remy: --which was really stupid.


Jackie (talking over Remy): And then I got mixed up with the vampire queen. Equally stupid. When people gave me advice, I didn’t listen to it. I think it was partially because I didn’t want to hear their advice. Sometimes that advice sounded really, really bad.


Remy: Like, hey, you should pork this guy over here? That kind of advice?


Jackie (glaring): But I think I’ve come a long way from the early days. And I like to attribute it all to one thing.


Remy: A magic libido


Jackie (reaches over and smacks Remy’s arm): I’m talking about being selfish.


Remy (beaming): Do tell. I think selfishness is important for a succubus, but I’m curious to hear what you have to say about it, O Paragon of Succubus Virtue.


Jackie: If you think about it, both Zane and Noah got where they are today because they were selfish, right? They quit being angels to fall for a woman. That’s pretty selfish, especially for guys that previously had jobs as self-sacrificing do-gooder types.


Remy: But it’s sooo sexy. A guy giving up everything for the love of a good woman.


Jackie: And since succubi are a mix of all the traits of both vampire and Serim, I’m embracing my selfish side. I had this real “Come to Jesus” in the midst of the road trip from hell–


Remy (as an aside): Minus the ‘to’ and the ‘Jesus’ parts...


Jackie: – And I realized I had to start looking out for number one. Me. Just because it makes perfect sense for Noah to do the right thing doesn’t mean that it’s good for me. Playing by the rules doesn’t always serve a girl’s purposes.


Remy (clapping): I’m so proud of you, girlfriend! And it only took you a few weeks to figure it out. What have I told you over and over again?


Jackie: Other than that I should do porn? You’re always yakking about how no one’s going to look out for a succubus quite like another succubus. And it’s really true. I embrace my sense of self-preservation and you’ll see more of that in MY FAIR SUCCUBI, when stuff goes to hell in a handbasket, and I have to make some really tough choices.


Remy: Oooh, I can’t wait!

Jackie: Remy...you’re in the book. A lot.

Remy: Oh...do I get laid?

Jackie: Do I even have to answer that?

Contest Deets:
Five(5) winners receive a copy of Jill Myles Gentleman Prefer Succubi & Succubi Like it Hot

Deadline Oct 31st 11:59 CST ;)


Requirements:

Following is not required but is appreciated!

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US only - NO PO BOXES

Comment to win. Answer the question: If you suddenly found yourself to be a succubus and had to partake in sexual relations constantly would you find a willing partner(s) or Adult Industry here I come?

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48 comments:

Linda Henderson said...

I'd be looking for me a willing partner.

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Linda Henderson said...

I tweeted http://twitter.com/BookOwner/status/28702339417

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Linda Henderson said...

I posted on Facebook.
http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=151248801585482&id=1232683984

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Judy said...

I would look for a serious partner.
I enjoyed the interview!!


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Judy said...

I follow you on twitter!! @ladymagnolia99


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Judy said...

I also follow you on GFC (Judy)


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Unknown said...

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Victoria said...

Going off of how I am as a human, I'd find a willing partner. I just can't see me with lots of different people.

I follow you on facebook, twitter, GFC

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DforDarla said...

I'd definitely look for a willing partner.


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DforDarla said...

I follow on GFC (Darla)


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DforDarla said...

Follow on twitter (@DforDarla)

and tweeted

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Missy Ann said...

Willing partner or porn? A girl can't have both?

Seriously I'd make it a patriotic duty - nearest Naval Base here I come!! (heh - yeah, I said it).

Slandermoore said...

If I woke up one day and I was a succubus I would definitely find willing partners or partner.

kelsey.gilley@gmail.com
P.S. But why choose?

Jill Myles said...

Aw, yay fangirl!! Thanks for inviting me over to blog. :) I mean, Remy and Jackie to blog... #pretendingfail

:)

Wenj said...

Willing partner for sure. Its sordid enough without going into the adult industry LOL

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Wenj said...

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Wenj said...

Follower on Twitter (@Wenj_BL)

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Twimom227 said...

*snicker* AWESOME POST - thank you! I LOVE this series!

Please don't enter me in the contest - I already own the books!

Anonymous said...

Fun interview!

Although the porn industry does seem like a good idea, I think willing partners are more likely for me if I were to be a succubus.

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Cecile Smutty Hussy said...

OMG you made me giggle with this one!!! Adult industry here I come with a name like Smutty Hussy what do you think..... Nah just joking!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!
I would find willing partners...
Great giveaway!!! Please enter me!
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Missie, The Unread Reader said...

I remember seeing the book trailer for these books. Too effing cute! I would love to win them.

Please don't judge me, but if I found myself suddenly being a succubus, I'd have to go with the Adult Industry, but ONLY if I could manage to stay away from dudes that look like Ron Jeremy. LOL

Thanks so much for the chance. I will keep my fingers crossed! :D

Alyssa Kirk said...

No need to enter me but wanted to say what a fun post!

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious! I wish I could enter but I live in New Zealand ): But I just wanna answer the question because i'm bored, and it sounds cool.

Well, Succubi can't get an infection or anything, but I think i'd have alot more sexual relations and then get into the Adult Industry. So long as some guys don't have monster dicks and try to tear me apart. Oh, and I get to come atleast twice. Yeh, that's a great idea for the Succubi me. Lol.

Megan said...

Wow, what a question. Find a willing partner for sure! the other option is kinda creepy in a bad way.

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Megan said...

I tweeted about the giveaway

http://twitter.com/mekyser/status/28954170149

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Megan said...

I follow you with GFC

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Megan said...

I like your blog on Facebook (megan kyser)

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Megan said...

I follow you on twitter (mekyser)

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Megan said...

I follow you on Goodreads (megan kyser)

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Megan said...

I have your button on my blog
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Unknown said...

Well, since we are playing make believe, I'd hang out with the porn stars!

Unknown said...

Following you!

Steph from fangswandsandfairydust.com said...

My husband would be ecstatic so I wouldn't have far to look.
Fangs, Wands and Fairy Dust
email: steph@fangswandsandfairydust.com
Twitter: @fangswandsfairy

Steph from fangswandsandfairydust.com said...

GFC as Steph
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Twitter: @fangswandsfairy

Steph from fangswandsandfairydust.com said...

Twitter too see below
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whitewolfreads said...

Definitely willing partner... even better if its someone you love!

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whitewolfreads said...

Twitter: http://twitter.com/jmspettoli/status/29122317107

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whitewolfreads said...

Follower via GFC

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whitewolfreads said...

Follower via Twitter (@jmspettoli)

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whitewolfreads said...

Follower on Facebook (Jessica Spettoli)

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Chelsea / Vampire Book Club said...

I'd be looking for willing partners...well, actually, probably just my husband. lol.

Chelsea / Vampire Book Club
chelsea AT vampirebookclub.net

Chelsea / Vampire Book Club said...

GFC follower (VampireBookClub)

Chelsea / Vampire Book Club said...

Twitter follower, too. (@VampBookClub)

debbie said...

It would have to be a willing partner.
twoofakind12@yahoo.com

debbie said...

I am a gfc follower.
debbie
twoofakind12@yahoo.com

Heather said...

I'm not sure... because my first thought would be, 'OMG I'm going to spend a fortune in lube...'... after that, I'd probably look for willing partners... because I don't think I'd be willing to be recorded where family members could see me!
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Heather said...

I follow via gfc as you_were_almost_right
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