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Supernatural Smackdown > Round 4, Day 7 Glory vs. Teresa

Supernatural Smack Down hosted by Dark Faerie Tales & Parajunkee's View Supernatural Smack Down hosted by Dark Faerie Tales & Parajunkee's View

Fighting for the PJV - Gerry Bartlett's Gloriana St. Clair

Glory vs. Teresa

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Name: Gloriana St. Clair, nickname Glory
Book Series: Real Vampires
Job: Owner of Vintage Vamps Emporium a vintage clothing/antique store in Austin, Texas
Height: 5' 5"
Weight: Nobody's business, I have generous curves and too much junk in my trunk (I was bloating when I was turned vamp)
Hair Color: Forever blond with highlights when I can afford it
Eye Color: Blue
From: London, England, turned Vampire in 1604

Significant Other: Sire is Jeremy Blade aka Jeremiah Campbell, but we sometimes have ISSUES

Signiture Move: Shapeshift the heck out of there-Not the cliche' bat thing but usually a pretty bird, though I was a scary raptor once. That was cool.
Kill Highlights: I'm a lover, not a fighter, but don't mess with my good shoes or my vintage purses and I might rip out your throat.

Enemies: Energy Vampires and their leader Simon Destiny. They tried to attach me to their energy sucking apparatus once. Also a vamp hunter named Westwood has a stake with my name on it. Jerry's ex- Mara hates me too. Go figure.

Favorite Pastime? Shopping or snuggling up to the hot guy of the moment and it's not always Jerry. My shapeshifter, former bodyguard Rafe Valdez floats my boat too.

Other facts: Glory's loyal to her friends and they're loyal to her so don't be surprised if they show up to help in a smackdown. Fashion maven Florence da Vinci is sure to pop in and watch out for the chains on her Chanel bag, not to mention the steel heels on her Louboutins.

What-did you think all vamps were pale, thin and brooding? Don't I wish.

Gloriana St. Clair is an eternally "full-figured" vampire-she just happened to be bloating when a sexy Scotsman sank his teeth into her. She and said Scot- Angus Jeremiah Campbell III, aka Jeremy Blade-have been on and off again for centuries, currently off. A couple hundred years has taught them how to press each other's buttons-in good ways and bad.

Glory's headed for Austin and a new business venture: Vintage Vamp's Emporium. After all, she loves clothes, and she is an antique. Only problem is, there's a billionaire techno-freak vampire hunter on the loose. Blade's in total he- vampire mode, and wants Glory to move in with him so he can "protect" her. But it's time for this vamp to explore her own powers

One lucky commenter will win an autographed copy of the book that started the series, REAL VAMPIRES HAVE CURVES. Today is the last day of the #Smackdown so this is your only day to win! Comment comment comment! Leave your email address and

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Supernatural Smack Down hosted by Dark Faerie Tales and Parajunkee's View


Johanna said...

I love the premise for Real Vampires Have Curves. Nice twist on the typical vamp story.

Gemma said...

LOVE LOVE LOVE this series! It would mean so much to me if I won the autographed copy! Email address is

Jessica (Peace Love Books) said...

This sounds so awesome! Thanks for the giveaway :)

Jen said...

LOVE the series!

Proserpine said...

Hi! I really love this book cover! :) Thanks for this giveaway :)


tsmith424 said...

I have to say this is the best series i fell into! I love Glory and Blade! I can't wait for the next book, seems like forever til it comes out!

erin said...

OOOOH! This series sound awesome!!! Thanks for the post and giveaway!


Tore said...

I voted for Gloriana. Thanks for the giveaway. I would love to read this book. Please enter me in contest.

Na said...

I voted for Glory. This sounds different from the vampire stories I usually read but in a great way.

Cambonified [at] yahoo [dot] com

Julie said...

I definitely voted for Gloriana, and I also definitely would love to win a copy of this book!! Thanks for all the fun I've had with this smackdown and all the awesome giveaways you have hosted :)

jwitt33 at live dot com

Jasmyn said...

I voted for Gloriana, I lover her attitude. I can't believe we're at the last day of the Smackdown already!


Cathy Tudon said...

Glory all the way! I am a Glory addict! Gerry is a great author and a wonderful person.

justpeachy36 said...

Full figured vampires... sounds like my kind of book LOL...

Please enter me in the giveaway, I'd love to start reading this series...

Mare/TommyGirl said...

Totally voted for Glory!

tommygirl828 (at) gmail (dot) com

Nicole@The More the Merrier said...

I haven't heard of this series but it is interesting to see a curvy vampire, most are super skinny. It's refreshing to see a different type of vamp.

Anonymous said...

The Real Vampires series is absolutely cute. You should start reading the books if you haven't already.

Mickie T
mdturett at juno dot com

Jen B. said...

I had to vote for Gloriana this round. Something about her just spoke to me!

Barbara E. said...

I love the premise of this series, especially since I have plenty of curves of my own and I think Gloriana is awesome.

Barbed1951 at aol dot com

Anonymous said...

Glory can kick ass with the best of them. I love this Series and Super Hot Jerry is a man even I can dream about
( sorry Glory )

Anonymous said...

I love reading the Real Vampires series. It be my luck to be turned with my curves intact as well. I think Glory is true to her friends and a badass when need be. I was hooked with the first book.

mbreakfield said...

I voted for Glory just because of her weight answer.

Pabkins said...

Wow seriously the last day of the smackdown? can't believe it! thanks for it - was an awesome run!
tlabunski **((gmail))**
Pabkins @ Mission to Read

Denise Z said...

This has been loads of fun this past month. Thank you for the giggles and grins :)


JenM said...

I love the title on this book. It sounds like it would be a fun read. Lots of great books featured this month on the smackdown.

jen at delux dot com

ML said...

It's been a great Smackdown! Gloriana sounds adorable. Love the premise!! This looks like such a fun read.

mljfoland AT hotmail DOT com

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